Only Child? Peachy!!

“But, but… it wasn’t me!!” I exclaimed, loudly to my “granddaughter-can-do-no-wrong,” grandma. “It was grandpa!!” I smoothly lied, adding a slight, smooth grin. “If I would have eaten the last brownie, I would have cleaned the dish it was in,” I tacked on quickly. I realized I was blabbing on and on, without allowing her to say one word, to my three claims. I didn’t care, I didn’t want to get caught and in all reality I wanted more brownies, minus the wonderful, under paid, dish washing job.